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A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga.

Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred.

I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment...

However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT...

What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off...

The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE!

That pretty much sums it up...
Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred!

Fred: HEY! IT'S FRED AND I JUST SHOVED METH UP MY ASS! NOW JUDY AND MY MOM WILL LOVE ME!

Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME!/ He's so CUTE!

Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...
by JoShmoWasHere June 13, 2009
 
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Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
fred.
by igrantyoufreedom October 25, 2010
 
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A french pedophile.
Oh look, its that french pedo - fred
by jakernub June 29, 2010
 
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Strong, Athletic, Caring kind of guy spends time with people who care about others and doesnt put up with bull****. Likes to party and meet new people everyday(especially girls).
"Hey Fred!"(GIRL), "Hey! how you doing?"(FRED), "Great, how about you?"(GIRL), "Good, Hey, how would you like to go get some lunch?"(FRED), "That would be great."(GIRL)
by Fred11 February 10, 2009
 
46.
fred, nigga

aka weed
"Why were you with Spankey?"
"We were chillin with Fred."
by brrrandi December 17, 2007
 
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An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile
Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?"
Jess: "I'm 18"
Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"
by Fredophilia July 04, 2009
 
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Fred is a thing where you easily look at it and throw up and think ''my god its hideous!'' fred banks also sits around in his room mastuerbating to homosexuailty in a sort of Anime style also know the be called as ''Hentai'' Fred banks also snorts cocaine on the toilet as he is too poor to afford a table
Dude i am so fred right now its not even funny

OH my god if i ever become fred i will slit my wrist and suck the bllod out of me to easily die!
by Gfairy6565 October 05, 2008
 
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A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.
That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.
by kimosterberg February 05, 2009