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The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.
Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.
by FredIsAFuckingFaggot February 22, 2012
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1. a name given to a male, sometimes short for Fredrick.

2. Fred Flintstone

3. Fred Astaire

4. Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy

5. Fred: A popular character on Youtube. He's played by a fourteen-year-old who pretends to be a six-year-old and talks in a sped-up voice to make his voice sound younger, faster, and higher. He has an alcoholic mother that we don't see, only hear and who is obviously voiced by another teenage boy. He loves a girl named Judy, but Judy hates him. He loves a boy named Kevin.

1. Hello my name is Fred.

2. Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Doo

3. Fred Astaire was a very talented man

4. Fred was such a tightwad

5. Fred's videos are sooooooooo funny! He's crazy!
by matthew winchell August 02, 2008
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Tara: Man, Fred is in town again.

Jenna: Fred doesn't come to my town for another week.

Tara: I hate Fred.
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Fred Not complaining about injuries...
by jtc245 November 26, 2008
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fake dreds
"Oh gurl i like ur freds!"
"Thanks my cousin did them."
by stjake January 17, 2009
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An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile
Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?"
Jess: "I'm 18"
Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"
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A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.
Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak
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