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A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga.

Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred.

I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment...

However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT...

What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off...

The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE!

That pretty much sums it up...
Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred!

Fred: HEY! IT'S FRED AND I JUST SHOVED METH UP MY ASS! NOW JUDY AND MY MOM WILL LOVE ME!

Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME!/ He's so CUTE!

Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...
by JoShmoWasHere June 13, 2009
 
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fake dreds
"Oh gurl i like ur freds!"
"Thanks my cousin did them."
by stjake January 17, 2009
 
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An annoying YouTube sensation (made by Lucas Cruishank) about a kid named Fred Figglehorn.

He makes his voice all high pitched and does very stupid things like run around in circles for no reason. It's even more annoying when he screams. He does not deserve 3 movies and his own show on Nickelodeon. He's not funny at all.

It other words, stay away from his videos, show and his movies. Save your ears.
Fred sucks. End of discussion.
by AntiAnnoying August 06, 2012
 
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A kid that thought it would be funny to broadcast himself on YouTube because he hit the opposite of puberty. Now he somehow entertains people with his random, annoying stupidity.
*What is that awful noise?!?
*Oh, my sister is just watching Fred again.
by GorillaZ 807 May 30, 2012
 
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1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.
Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...

Has anyone seem my Fred?

Has anyone seen this Fred?

Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.
by johnathan sigg March 01, 2010
 
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Front to rear end device, left over from train yard slang, can also be used to describe any skanky hobag as a sexual device.
OMFG look at Marshia, she is such a F.R.E.D.!
by thehampster September 20, 2007
 
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A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.
That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.
by The 1 & Only April 06, 2014
 
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A usually small, not so good looking guy. Very nerdy and wears glasses in most cases. Good school results are at the essence. One of his limited qualities is his judging abilities. In fact, it's all he ever does. Never open to what his friends say, he always talks about sex and drugs.
by Therect November 13, 2013