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3.
A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga.

Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred.

I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment...

However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT...

What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off...

The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE!

That pretty much sums it up...
Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred!

Fred: HEY! IT'S FRED AND I JUST SHOVED METH UP MY ASS! NOW JUDY AND MY MOM WILL LOVE ME!

Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME!/ He's so CUTE!

Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...
by JoShmoWasHere June 13, 2009
 
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an awesome guy who is good at sports, and super smart. tends to have cool hair. Freds are cute, super super hot amazin in bed a perfect kisser and has a big dick, best friend you will ever have. good at xbox. laughs at almost everything, so great sense of Humor. if you know a Fred then you are lucky
girl 1: omg omg omg, who is that??? he is sooo cute
girl 2: o i don't know, but i'm guessing his name is Fred, i mean who else would be THAT cute
by raid1234567 December 14, 2010
 
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The most overrated Youtube user in the history of Youtube.

He has the most subscribers ever for dumb video that have no point whatsoever and are not enjoyable to watch. Only girls,gays and little kids enjoy that garbage.
Guy1: Hey let me log in YT
Guy2: K
Guy1: OMG NEW FRED VIDEO 1 MILLION VIEWS OMGZ
Guy2: Let's watch it.
Guy1: OMG SO COOL AND SO FUNNI
Guy2: wtf it sucks
by SOMEBODY94 July 27, 2009
 
10.
One of the best people on earth. Trustworthy, kind and pretty damn close to perfect. The best friend a person could get.
"What a lovely person"

"must be a Fred."
by FrankeeDoodle December 20, 2009
 
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1. A genuinely awesome and persuasive person who is so attractive, smart and cool it is sometimes intimidating for other people. His eccentric and outgoing personality can often be misunderstood as being arrogant and just plain weird though those that truly know him are insanely attracted to him.
2. An awesome person whose name has been tarnished by some douche bag on youtube who has ruined the name "Fred" for all other Freds
Person 1: Oh my look how sexy and intelligent that guy is I bet his name is Fred
Person 2: You mean like that annoying kid on Youtube?
Person 1: Eww NO! I mean an actual Fred

Person 2: OH Ok now that you put it that way he is pretty sexy and looks so much like a Fred
by FredDitzian31 June 03, 2010
 
12.
A female vibrator.
I broke my fred, wanna go shopping for a new one?
by The Abominable Cellist December 11, 2008
 
13.
An amazing Guy. Freds are Totally hot, Hillarious, great boyfriends. (: They might seem like a jock that is too cool for feelings, but when you get close to them, you see they have a big heart. Give great hugs, and isn't afraid to show feelings in public. Hates annoying girls too
Girl 1: Did you see that hot boy?
Girl 2: Who, Fred?
Girl 1: Yeah, I like him a lot, but i think he's too cool for me
Girl 2: No, he's super sweet, go for it!(:
by loveroflife339 October 15, 2010
 
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noun: railroad acronym for "Flashing Rear End Device", the "black box" attached to the rear of most freight trains in the US since the 1980's, replacing the caboose.

Officially known as an End of Train Device (EOT), this is attached to the rear coupler and air brake line of the last car on the train. The device incorporates a pressure sensor and a radio to transmit brake line air pressure back to the lead locomotive, and a flashing red light to serve as a warning marker to other trains at night.

Also referred to in less complimentary terms as a "Fucking Rear End Device", due to the fact that early versions were heavy, cumbersome to handle, and not known to be especially reliable.
"FRED is telling us we have no air. Either we broke the train in two (uncoupled cars or broke a coupler knuckle, which would disconnect an air line) or somebody closed an angle cock (valve that supplies air pressure to individual car brakes)."
by speedstan February 28, 2010