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The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.
"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"
by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

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