2. A medium sized town located in central Kentucky that has a bowling alley, one movie theater, and a bunch of historical shit that few people really care about.
3. The black hole of Kentucky- a place where dreams come to die.
John: Dude, I'm bored.
Jack: Duh, It's Frankfort.
John: Okay, Lets go to Lexington.
3. "I wanted to go to college but I passed Frankfort, got sucked into the vortex, and am now a state worker."
Wow! Both the IGA and Valero are rip-offs for groceries and gas.
I used to live in Franfort, but I move to Chillicothe because I got bored!
Person 1 (not from frankfort): do you see that guy over there on that tractor in the 4-way intersection?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: Well, isn't that a little weird?
Person 2: *laughing* Welcome to Franktucky!