"Dude, I just got Frankenstein Feet so bad, I had to lean up against the wall to wipe my ass then army crawl from the bathroom to the living room so I didn't look like an idiot."
"I just had the worst case of Frankenstein Feet ever, I sat down and before I knew it 30 minutes had passed and when I stood up I almost fell right back down on the shitter."
Girl 1: "I think Susie may be having problems in the ladies room."
Girl 2: "Why would you think that?"
Girl 1: "Well... she's been in there for almost a half an hour and after I heard the toilet flush I heard her making what sounded like low groining noises before she started washing her hands."
Girl 2:" Oh its alright, she probably just got a case of Frankenstein Feet after being in there so long."