Capital: Paris, 48°52′N, 2°19.59′E
Official Language: French
Demonym: French

Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)

Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)

EU Accession: March 25, 1957

Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi

Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)

World's leading exporter of faggotry.
Contrary to popular belief, France's greatest contribution to the world has not been art, cuisine, or wine. It has, in fact, been faggotry.
by King Slim July 10, 2008

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Incase of war

The country that usually turns around and takes it in the ass...
Fredrick: Hey look an invading army of 10 Germans, attacking our France military base of 10,000 men!

Announcement Fredrick: Allrighytz guys you know the drill, bend over and pull down your pants
by Vivavidum July 24, 2008

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A washed up meth head stripper with a huge hairy mole on her arm.
Looks like Frances forgot to comb her mole before her pole performance.
by crownsworth January 07, 2012

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Natural habitat of the surrender monkey.
France was just one big safari, surrender monkies as far as the eye could see.

Look at that cute surrender monkey smoking and eating cheese!
by Couturedevoiture October 16, 2009

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A country that was once a close ally of America, but is looked down on in America currently. Has fallen out of favor in America and Europe(I believe. I cannot say for sure, as I am not European) for not playing an active role in the War on Terrorism, and a few times, even hindering the fight.

Other than that, the French are well known for consuming much expensive, or exotic(to Americans) foods, having a country that is in surprisingly good shape, and being remarkably unmotivated fighters.
Despite being hated in America, France isn't THAT bad.
by A. Person November 26, 2004

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The greatest centre of culture, society and art in the world until Napoleon. After that, a rotting, prostitutional, masochistic state. Soon will be an Islamic republic.
Au revoir France, I will always cherish your heritage in my heart :'(
by _insert name here_ January 09, 2005

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A slang term used to descriminate the likes of french friends you have unfortunately stumbled upon in your life.
Calling them by this name indicates their need for bathing and proper acts of hygiene. They often stank of ass, drive shitty 1984 Cutlas Supremes, Have LG sisters, are pinner bitches, and often have low brow names such as John. Sometimes they are so French their name is spelt Jean
"Man, John is a Pinner Bitch."
"Yeah, Fuck France"
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