1) france is a country in western europe that does not speak german and continues to have is own culture thanks to the americans

2) france is a country of defensless people who think they are great until they need help

3) france sucks
i live in france so im a pussy!
by hdag34 September 02, 2009
A frances is a person who can be seen as argumentative and bitchy
She seems to enjoy arguments, she's definitely a frances
by Moaningcamel June 07, 2014
A country that loves to bash America until they need our help taking care of terrorists that they practically invite to their country. Then once we save their ass, they continue to bash us again. They were also known for losing every single war when they weren't lead by Empolean.
If it wasn't for us, France would become Nazi Germany and everyone in France would be speaking German with Hitler as world leader.
by JoeyCentral May 23, 2011
1. western European country located between Germany and Spain

2. known for rich culinary and cultural traditions

3. the breeding ground for anorexic, chain-smoking, cheese-eating monkeys who are condescending and ignorant of personal hygiene

4. the place where Daft Punk originated
guy 1:Ewww!!! Whats that smell

guy 2:France.

guy 1:Makes "scents". (laughs like a nerd)

guy 2: ...
by Polkskeet August 09, 2010
A nation of spineless, intolerant and arrogant bigots. They speak a disgusting nasal language, they change their political views with the season and still subscribes to the archaic religion of Catholicism. They are famous for surrendering at the first sign of danger and are scared of change and cultural diversity. Ironically due to their incompetence and impotency, the muslim and African minorities are beginning to constitute an ever increasing proportion of their population. Look at their soccer team.

The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.

Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.
Gay friend: "Where should I go on holiday? I just want to drink wine, eat cheese and look at art all day."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."
by Pyro2 March 31, 2011
a land where the legal age for sex is 7 and consensual sex is illegal as rape is more difficult because theyre all pussies. most french men would be easily twatted by a 7 year old girl, its lucky they dont have girls. Men walk ROUND WITH BAGUETTES UP THEIR ARSES and and their cum smells strongly of garlic and takes up most of the english channel.
Zinedines in prison again, probably the many years of multiple garcon rape. STAY IN FUCKING FRANCE NEXT TIME
by zinedine garlicsson December 31, 2010
A European country generally know as the asshole of the planet. It's dirty, smelly and filled with shit.
Jean-Guy: "Viva La France!"
Mike: "Fuck France you piece of shit!"
by ferg116 October 20, 2010
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