Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

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Fracking Mess

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.

"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."

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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Word of the Day on July 6, 2021

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to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.

dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.

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Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night

Guy 2:dam, so was i

Best friend:guys, wtf

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Substitute for word "freaking" or "fucking" on popular tv show Battlestar Galactica.

Kill the frakkin' toasters!

Yo Xander, do you need a frakkin' invitation?

Frakkin' by loveBSG January 16, 2009

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The 12 Colonies of Kobol's translation of an English curse word and adjective, used by characters in Battlestar Galactica and the show's fans.

Boomer shot Adama. She's a frakking Cylon!

Frakking by 7ofRhymes June 19, 2011

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