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the news channel for rightwing gun toting xenophobic sexist anti love homophobic bible thumping cigar sucking beer swilling blue eyed honkey mother fuckers!

75%of the honkey motherfuckers in nor cal watch fox and dream about getting finger banged in the asshole by sean hannity and getting sucked off by ann coulter
fox news is great to watch when larry the cable guy is fisting your ass-hole!
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The new term for bullshit, especially blatant, obvious bullshit, notably bullshit with a conservative political bend.
When the libertarian at work claimed to be against the government interfering in people's lives, then advocated using government power to kill labor unions he proved his views on liberty were a lot of foxnews.
by Judge Death! March 14, 2011
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A television channel that, despite all evidence to the contrary, is not a comedy or parody channel. they tend to cater to the extreme right of politics, who are in fact, a minority. they just happen to have the loudest audience. Fox news tends to distort news stories to paint the republican party as the hero, or, if there is no way to manipulate the news in the way they want, they resort to a downright ass pull that people nonetheless believe because it's what the want to hear. one such instance was where they claimed the original mass effect game would feature "full frontal nudity" and was a "sex simulation game" that only existed to "corrupt the minds of the new generation.*" heartless bastards only brought in one person who had played the game, and he was an idiot at defending it. in other words, fox is great for a laugh, but don't belive a single thing they say.

*not exact quotes, but close enough.
Jane doe: "did you watch fox news? they have hilarious story going about how democrats are evil!"

John doe: "that's great! you can always count on them for a laugh!"
by ratbrainbasher October 21, 2013
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Fox news is where the truth rolls over, dies, is brought back to life as a zombie, and begs to be shot again.
Did you hear about Fox News talking about how Obama was born in Kenya!!???
Why are you still watching Fox News?
by Hufff May 17, 2013
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Can't even Balance their Weathermen!
meteorologist
After reviewing your webcast late yesterday afternoon I felt well convinced that Howard your "Chief" meteorologist on fox news Tampa local 13 showed no real chance of rain after the giant high pressure moved in and pushed everything East overnight. I ride a motorcycle and usually do not go by one forecast. However, listening to what he claimed on the webcast late yesterday that the pattern was going to go back to no real shot of rain and yesterday was the real last chance we would have of seeing any near the West Coast for the next four days at least. I question... Was or is it worth your time to put this totally wrong forecast into production. Also how can two of your weathermen have such different forecasts. It is one of your Fox weathermen on the radio station that my girlfriend listens too and he indeed had a 100% different forecast as of yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately we did not discuss the weather until I was on my bike on the day with what HOWARD said had ZERO chance of producing rain ... much less possible SEVERE STORMS. Fair and balanced ? Your own weather guys aren't even balanced. Are they?
by Non Trusting June 08, 2007
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the National Enquirer of television
foxnews has become the National Enquirer of television
by blahhalbblah April 13, 2012
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62.
the michael moore of republicans. big, fat, ugly passive aggressive republicans on television ranting angry right wing propaganda like they have tourettes. mike huckabee gets a hard-on and gets off while watching fox news.
angry stupid meth rednecks gather round to watch fox news then get into a drunken fist fight.
by eazy-x February 01, 2008
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The #1 cable news network. Some people call it "Faux News" because they think it's all fake and bias. Fox News is known for the hottest ladies on the news! (Ex: Megyn Kelly, Jenna Lee, Jaime Colby, ect.)
Bill: Hey George, lets watch some Megyn Kelly!
George: What channel is she on again?
Bill: Fox News dude
by Bubba1996 November 05, 2011
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