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When you're playing Black Ops on a sketchy fouton, which unexpectedly goes into 'couch mode,' and you end up with your head stuck between the cushions. If you get "uber foutoned" it may mean your head has actually launched into the wall, resulting in projectile vomit and a concussion.
I totally got foutoned. Couch mode-- never again.
by KaLyPo December 17, 2010

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