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22.
A drink that makes you wind up in a random hallway with levi.
damn, that was her 2nd four loko.
by not ansley. :P December 12, 2010
 
23.
four loko = awesome in a can.
The secret ingredient of four loko is robot sweat.
by terrytheloon November 16, 2010
 
24.
An alcoholic beverage that when consumed usually turns your night into a night where you fuck the fat girl and get herpes. You may also experience a bar fight either before or after you fuck the fat girl.
I had to stop drinking four loko cause I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass
by quinton's arc October 21, 2010
 
25.
an alcoholic beverage that the only high-schoolers drink.
John: Ahh dude, you missed it i was buzzed with four lokos last night.

Peter: Dude, fuck four loko. Four loko are for high schoolers.
by koi1212121 June 30, 2010