Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.

the four horsemen will bring about the end of the world

by Sarah Way July 2, 2005

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.

Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
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by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

1. RIAA (war)
2. 4Kids (death)
3. FCC (famine)
4. The Bush Administration (disease)

These are the real Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 5, 2007

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Adam, Andy, Eric, Mike the fucking coolest badass heterosexual fellows that occasionally like to hump eachother.

Dude look at that chicks titties.
Dude, I wanna C her CB

by Andy April 17, 2005

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

When a girl is having sex, while on her period, while peeing, and shitting on the guy, and then throwing up all at the same time.

Me and this girl I met were feeling like getting real dirty one night, so i let her perform the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on me.

by PrimateWarrior April 10, 2023