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19.
cum, jizz, harry monk, hot white coconuts shaken from the veiny love tree.
I fotched up her back and wrote my name in it.
by Pope Juicy July 04, 2005
 
1.
A large, bulbous crotch area on a male or female. A combination of the words fat and crotch (Fat + Crotch = Fotch).
Did you see the fotch on that woman? It was the size of a beanbag chair!
by Meduaka January 13, 2006
 
2.
The piece of skin that lives between the the ball bag and the poopchute. see grundle also makes a good swear word replaces fuck
"breck is a fotch in need of a shocker" (Charlie), or fotch im late
by H January 31, 2005
 
3.
Another word for an ugly face
oh my god did you see that fotch
by Nicky Sacks October 11, 2009
 
4.
Noun:

1. A substitute for any word, especially for a swear word

2. A word frequented by Coach Funk.
Example:

1. You are such a fotching chong.

2. What the fotch is going on.

3. Big pile of fotch.
by Funktionarian October 24, 2011
 
5.
Slang for fire-crotch.
Hey, I bet that redhead is a fotch.
by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003
 
6.
1)female crotch...or just a crotch.

2)a slang term endorsed by teens in New Rochelle and Yonkers meaning just a weird way of saying "face"
1)that bitch has one sweeeeeeeet fotch

2)get your fotch over here!
by Kellehhhh February 19, 2007
 
7.
the firry part between your corn shooter and the bottom of your meatbag
i scratched my fotch after having sex with a hooker
by Boozer April 05, 2003