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1.
Someone who takes a long time to explain something that is very simple
"How do you open this bottle"

"First, take a firm grasp of the top with your index and middle finger and then twist in an anti-clockwise direction until it is possible to lift off with ease"

"Shut up. Your a fuckin fosbury"
by DJ Russ December 12, 2008