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The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.
Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.

Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BKsav November 16, 2012
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