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a "forever poop" is when you are in the bathroom more than 7 minutes taking a shit, but will also linger a little longer just to enjoy the alone time, and possibly catch up on text/fb!
my kids drive me insane during the day, so when their father gets home from work, i will escape to the nearest bathroom for a "Forever Poop". ahhhh, much butt-er!
by jjthebjqueen June 06, 2010