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When an American or Jew realizes his parents are sadistic and domineering pedophiles who sexually assaulted him at birth (aka circumcised him) for no good reason. He realizes he was permanently maimed and desires to have the body he should have had if he wasn't born into a bloodthirsty family with terrible parental priorities. (aka wanting his foreskin back)
Yeah, total foreskin envy. No homo
by Drealgrinnerz June 28, 2011
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