Fordurduckten Ford-ur-duck-ten, noun
plural Fordurducktens

1. The art of shoving a chicken into a duck, then into a turkey and up a porky ass.

2. A magical meal by Paula Deen consisting of 2/3 lard and 1/3 crack.

Slang
3. Rob Ford
1) This Thanksgiving we had the most magical Fordurduckten, everyone tripped out for hours on end.

2) Our Fordurduckten this year was much like a utility turkey, we weren't quite sure what to expect when we cut it open.
by hide yo turkey November 6, 2013
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