the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds
by ej still June 24, 2003
a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.
Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...
by VTGForever May 12, 2003
The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!
by 89newporker February 20, 2013
F or
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D riving
dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!
by B123456789k September 22, 2008
Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang
"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."
by silvrain February 19, 2003
fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead
look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford
by heavy_a December 18, 2002
1. First On Recall Day
2. Fix Or Repair Daily

(Adj.) A piece of garbage
Man, that Packard Bell computer is so Ford!
by The DON October 16, 2002

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