F. O. R. D. First On Race Day
Fords always out front on race day
by Forddude123 March 09, 2014
Ford is a company that makes junky cars.
F.O.R.D stands for Fix Or Repair Daily.

ford
by flyoffacliff April 22, 2013
The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!
by 89newporker February 20, 2013
Fucked

Over

Readneck

Driver

Fatally

Obese

Redneck

Driver
Look at that ford! What is she driving?
by Joker469 March 19, 2007
shit ass car that breaks down on you.
driven by drunk rednecks that like to watch nascar because they think its a "manly sport"
Fuck,
Only
Runs
Downhill!
by google is your friend March 22, 2005
For Old Retarded Drivers
by kingcarlos October 29, 2003
fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead
look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford
by heavy_a December 18, 2002

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