**(Bing Chicken Tax)
Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.
In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,
Jake: Yeah, thats because at one time they were the best truck around !
Man 2: "Yeah brah, I'm Totally Ford Rangered about it man. Lets his the road dude bro.
Jake: Hey there Susan!
Susan: Hey Jake, I heard you came out!
Jake: I assumed you knew already...
Susan: What? How?
Jake: I traded my Tacoma for a Ford Ranger because I couldn't afford the Mustang 5.0.
Susan: How could you not afford a Mustang 5.0!?!?
Jake: Because I'm GAY :)
John: Man I feel sooo Gay right now.
John: We are in a Ford Ranger
Hey did you hear that Vin Diesel drives a Ford Ranger!?
Rumor has it he came out.