You are thinking of asking that annoying (but never the less attractive) girl from you college class over for some sex when you realise the implications this might have on your life...
Constant phone calls, clingyness, an onslaught of SMS mesages saying she loves you, 'where are you?', 'what are you doing?', 'wanna hook up again?'...its not worth it.
You need a force-wank. You may not be in the mood but it as it your horny-est that your mind plays tricks on you.
The feeling to text can be erradicated by forcing out a sneaky wank...saving you a hell of a lot of trouble in the future.
Stay safe. Force-wank.
Let the force be with you...
"I can't believe I nearly text Claire last night, shes a psycho, man...I just cranked out a force-wank and went down the pub with the lads to watch the footy instead."
"Good job I didnt sex-text Rachel last night dude, shes a right clinger. I just had a sneaky force-wank to get rid and played COD all night."