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You can interject this when using a word that sounds positive, for something that's negative, especially when evaluating the purpose of a messed-up object or when replying to something truly stupid someone told you they did. If you do the last thing written, it's a clear sign of potential pwnage in you. Example 1: "When you're a teen life is interesting for all the wrong reasons."
(Interesting stuff when you're a teen: Booze, drugs, what's under other people's clothes, kitten huffing etc.) Example 2: Moron: "I just bathed the cat and put it in the microwave to dry it. He exploded just like I thought, but his fur dried up nicely." You: "You're incredible. For all the wrong reasons." Example 3: Gun nut: ..."Yeah, The Eviscerator has everything! With a good aim, you can shoot someone in his spine, blow his brains out AND make him drown in his own blood! You: "Sure, that thing IS versatile. For all the wrong reasons..." |
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