A fat older woman often referred to as "the elephant". Usually has braces and glasses and undershirts that are too tight. Pretends to be cool and says things like "yo" or "dude".
Be careful that Foppiano is sitting on the desk, she might eat you if you get too close.
by poisonapple227 April 30, 2011

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