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The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.
"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
by cr8s February 21, 2012
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