|1.||Foot in your Ass|
The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.
"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"
"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."
"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."