foon (f-oonh) 1. n. the proper defenition of foon (NOT AT ALL in fact having to do with anything sexually vulgar or "sporkish") comes from the description of a fast and therefore aerodynamic animal. The word was probably fashioned after fast and typhoon or perhaps simply fuzzy. The word itself was invented in 1989 by two biracial linguists. A foon will have its ears laid back, flattened to its head while running or swimming and while in momentum is often seen waving head to toe in an undulating fashion. 2. v. foon can also be used as a verb to describe the action of the noun eg. The otter fooned through the water.; The otter is fooning through the water playfully. 3. A third usage of the word foon is when one would impose upon an animal or person into the appearance of being aerodynamic by laying back the ears or head manually or by force. eg. Four year old Shelia patted the head of her cat with such enthusiasm that she forced its ears back {fooned its ears back} and the cat remained fooning with annoyance as it swished its tail back and forth. (Can be used in present tense as well.)
An otter can foon through the water, a grey hound is fooning across the track, a seal fooned through the water, Sheila fooned her cat, and the Chinese dragon is a majestic foon in the air.
by Pearl Lasky January 9, 2008
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If your spork is cheap enough, you can bend it into a foon.
by Noelle March 15, 2003
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1. The spork's illegitimate cousin.

2. A fork left in the microwave too long and ends up curved. :(
When the fork and the spoon united, the spork and foon were created!
by Sporkmasta January 11, 2005
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The combination of a spoon and a fork; the alternative word to "spork."
I like eating my food with a foon, because it's fun!
by Maddsilicious April 25, 2011
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a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.
Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.
by Chocolate bardonkey September 16, 2008
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Foon(noun)
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
Jake got his camera ready and the three of us began fooning in front of the Mona Lisa.
by Foonmaster October 7, 2003
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means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)
"can you hand me a foon, please?"
"a what?!"
by MooingPlatypus November 14, 2004
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