When you see or eat food that is so delicious that you are aroused.
Wow, that burger gave me a food boner!
#boner #food #sex #aroused #stiffy
by jose_spydah July 16, 2011
Top Definition
To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
#food boner #food erection #erection #boner #dick
by Dommyb11 May 16, 2011
An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.
Dude, I have such a raging foodboner right now.
#food #erection #boner #pizza #threesome
by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011
The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.
I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.
#food porn #food baby #food drunk #food fear #food n'fuck #food orgasm #food orgy #food slut #food whore
by Gourmet Mike January 28, 2012
An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
#food bone #meal boner #dinner boner #meal hard-on #tasty basty
by ThatOneFoxGuy November 25, 2013
when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.
I got a food boner yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was
#food boner #erection #spiderman #man sauce #barry bonds
by Gurt B Frobe August 10, 2006
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