Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.
I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III January 31, 2011