Top Definition
Shortform of an (especially for central europeans) unpronounceable Nigerian name, which is normally beared by friendly and fit girls working as shop assistant, receptionist or the like.

Folakes are generally famous for their incredibly stunning buttocks, the magically smooth skin and the habit of jumping on people instead of shaking hands as a greeting.

Their music taste can normally be described as unremarkable, but rumours say their sex skills can only be topped by the marinated chicken they make.
"You know this girl I met last night? I can't remember her name. But given the texture of her skin, I think she must have been called Folake"

"Last night I got some classic Folake chicken & cockloving!"
by Library boy February 05, 2010

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