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Definition of Foetus: The Foetus is the nickname for a particular sex god by the name of Jonpaul Michael McGrane who lives in Coventry in the West Midlands. The name grew about through some light hearted banter when he was a young lad around 13 or 14 and used to have a skinhead of a haircut. Being a young and hairless lad they decided that his appearance resembled that of a foetus hence the nickname. The nickname grew popular throughout the dol y moch group of 5th - 10th of November and has stuck. His two best buddies are Lee 'I Killed A Seagull Hopkins' and Dave 'Show Them The Whole Thing' Nurse.

Foetus your just a sex god!

In exaggerated form: FEETOSS!!
by Jonpaul McGrane November 16, 2006
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A terribly nasty raunchy dump.
Damn it smells like Miguel aborted a foetus in there!
by Captain Fantasdick February 20, 2005
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A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.
What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.
by Dancin Boy August 17, 2008
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A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania
Christ that Sasha is a fucking foetues!!
by Sasha Kingsbury McDill May 10, 2004
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Our Friend Chris Hodgkinson (a.k.a Pissed Chris). He's the youngest one of the group. with a balding hair line with a pint in his hand.
Many sotries related include: falling in a ditch, hugging lamposts, and sleeping in his own vomit!
'you coming pub, foetus?' * Falls in a ditch*
by Chimp + Greeny February 04, 2005
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