How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.
-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?
-Fort Millian: Foat Meel
-Northerner: Foht Mill
-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)
-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill
-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)
-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.