A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
by ohterry April 09, 2014
This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.
Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.
by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 13, 2010
Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.
by Aaron Roy November 07, 2007
n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.
"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*
by KintarosTiger March 24, 2011
A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.
Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"
by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010
An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.

Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.

Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.
by klopek007 January 26, 2010
Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.
Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!
by MasterA113 January 13, 2007

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