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This was a sex act created by a good friend of mine a few years ago, when we were discussing the various gross sex things (Hot lunch, Jelly Donut, etc.) Anywho, here's what a Flying Rod is:
Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod.
I can't think of an example, but I think you get the idea.

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