Invented by the Xingu indians of the Amazon Rainforest, The Flying Jaguar is one of the oldest tricks in the book. It's the act of mounting one's self upon an object higher than your target and jumping off onto them. This usually results in soreness of the back and the occasional concussion. The Flying Jaguar can be applied in numerous environments ranging from a bunk bed or bus seat to an Iquito Tree in the amazon.
He's asleep, lets flying jaguar his bitch ass!
by TyCoLicious January 03, 2011