2. A person who attracts public attention by loudly announcing that your fly is open.
Person: (Pointing to a bird) Hey! What's that over there?
Birdwatcher: Hmmm...it looks like some sort of flycatcher...
"My girlfriend told me to zip up my fly while we were at a fancy restaurant yesterday."
"Gee, what a flycatcher!"
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Josh: Can I see it?
Tony: Yeah... (smack) HA, you got smacked by semen! It's the FLY-CATCHER!!!!!
so we all call him fly catcher.