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13.
to flurp, from the middle english word "flurpp" possibly derived from the Latin term "phlurpus poopus." Originally used in English to describe a sound made while eating.
Quoted from: "Flurping the Brain"
by E.O. Kondiki, M.D., M.M.D.

A common problem in hypocranial neurosurgery is the accidental flurping of the brain. A spoon-like instrument is inserted between hemispheres (into the fissure) and then drawn back, in an attempt to reposition the upper surface of the longitudal cerebral cleft. If the instrument slips, it usually tosses a clump of cerebral brain matter up into the air, simultaneously causing a very audible flurping sound -- hence the term "flurping the brain." Any non-trained visitors allowed in the operating room during such an incident are sure to lose consciuousness at that point, and the medical staff then becomes distracted by stifled giggles which can occasionally erupt into full scale laughter.
by Dr. "Kondo" Kondiki May 08, 2004
 
1.
The noise a snail makes.
Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...
by Dsaramina May 26, 2009
 
2.
To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.
She smiled and then gave me a flurp.
by Big Al February 24, 2004
 
3.
It is an alternative word for swearing.....
O Flurp! I forgot my english book on my desk.
by Christien123 March 15, 2011
 
4.
Derived from the television program "Jimmy Neutron". Refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).
Mah dude, I'll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.
by T La December 21, 2010
 
5.
A. The act of farting and burping at the same time
B. Giving someone a raspberry
c. Making a Bronx Cheer and blaming it on someone else
Male: "Did you just see him flurp?"
Girl: "Yeah, I can't belive your still friends with him..."

Male: "Isn't it normal for moms' to flurp their child?"
Girl: "Yup... But that was just weird..."

Male 1: "Dude, he just did a giant Bronx Cheer in frount of my girl and said it was me! What the hell?"
Male 2: "Get over it."
by Nyanchloe May 28, 2012
 
6.
When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.
Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.
by Falcon23 June 19, 2011
 
7.
one who sucks farts from dead chickens
that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq
by flosser April 10, 2009