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The noise a snail makes.
Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...
by Dsaramina May 26, 2009
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To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.
She smiled and then gave me a flurp.
by Big Al February 24, 2004
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Derived from the television program "Jimmy Neutron". Refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).
Mah dude, I'll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.
by T La December 21, 2010
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When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.
Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.
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It is an alternative word for swearing.....
O Flurp! I forgot my english book on my desk.
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one who sucks farts from dead chickens
that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq
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Flurp is an expression of exasperation. It's more or less a universal swear word. It was originally used in an episode of "Bewitched" by a hippie warlock with the phrase, "flurpity flurp, man!"
I don't give a flurp!
Hey, that's one flurping nice monitor you have.
How in the flurp do I use this flurping thing?
by dufachi May 12, 2004
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