Top definition
1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
by Stark Raven Mad September 15, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
2
An aging female you do not want to have sex with.
by syrynxx September 14, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
3
A horribly ugly woman. They usually have cankles and can be described as a "harpy" "shrew" and/or "boner shrinker".
That woman is a flurge.

PS: i wish you could make more than one definition per name.
by this is getting old October 02, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
4
A deflating, buzz-killing, emasculating woman
We were having an awesome time until she got home and flurged all over fantasy draft
by Forgottenman May 10, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
5
Hillary Clinton is a fat and ugly flurge.
by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy September 24, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
6
by sirmoola September 15, 2008
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
7
Fugly-Looking Uber-Republican Gash Eater
by fearless fosdick September 13, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush