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A very serious injury that leaves a Jesus-shaped scar or bruise. It is referred to as a "flund" by those who make pilgrimages to pray by the wound.
Person 1: I got attacked by a fucking bear.
Person 2: Let us join hands in prayer by the flund.
by Dr. Grimmage, Pediatrics August 16, 2008

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