That marvellous image aside.
The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such:
10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back,
15 for the Neck or Shoulders,
20 for the legs or arms,
30 for chest or head,
Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win.
N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps
Known Celebrity Flumpers:
Dara O Brien
the late Sir Jimmy Saville
"Not bad he pretty fit, nice lad, dead funny, massive cock there was just one thing though... have you ever had anyone use Flumps on you during sex?"
"WHAAAAT... erm.. no?!"
"Hmmm I thought not.. he said it was this game.. it was big on the internet and that I should try it, I might like it.. I feel so stupid now.. I've showered and everything but cant get them off.. Look!"
"OH MY GOD.. your nipples.. we should ring for an ambulance... he must've been one hell of a flumper"
"thats just it... it was the best god damn Flumping I've ever had"
---Racheal looks pensively out of the window, smiling fondly....... Fade to black
Disclaimer: Inserting a Flump in any orafice with or without telling a partner is considered bad form and is not allowed by the rules of the official Flump Sex governing body C.R.U.C.P. (Carnal Relations Using Confectionary Products) and may well result in you having to call the Tyne and Wear Ambulance Service which will no doubt amuse them as they often need a laugh but it may not help you too much if you have a sticky marshmallowy discharge from somewhere unsavoury and live in Derby.