The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.
I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!
by Gronaudden March 05, 2012

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Top Definition
Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing
Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
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by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 07, 2009

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