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1.
To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.
The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.
by cheekyT March 21, 2012
 
2.
to fluke is to ditch someone
That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.
by edgarblah September 08, 2007