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when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough) Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did! Fuck, didn't that hurt? Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch! |
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