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The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish. The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.
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noun - a lazy, goodfornothing person who doesn't excel or accomplish anything in life Craig is such a flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet propped up on the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.
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1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.
2) To fail or struggle in a given situation. 1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.
2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder. |
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(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to. Flounder, Floundered, Floundering Person 1: "Dude why does Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks." Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good LJ's and can move silently through the night" |
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Excessive moving of the hand between someone else's leg. ( like the movement of a fish) Oh no, Hunter and Joe, just floundered me! My day is now ruined.
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A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.
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Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse. She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status. Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?
Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special. |
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