Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010
Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.
by MaxSG June 17, 2021
A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.
"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."
by cooch whisperer December 29, 2011
by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 29, 2020
by Greg August 22, 2003
1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)
by kansasflorist December 7, 2010
1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.
Origin: www.rathergood.com
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.
Origin: www.rathergood.com
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004