floridan: miami shawty!
tourist: oh im a floridian to i've lived here two years.
Floridian: naw baby, you live here! but you damn sure aint from here!
Not all Floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.
I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.
And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-
We know one, though...
Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.
Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.
Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!