God's waiting room
Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."
#florida #state #god #waiting room #grandma
by colin raymond February 11, 2010
tourism & retirement bby. if you go down to orlando, you're either in a theme park or the gettoh. which, coincidentally, can be found within about 45 minutes from anywhere else. most southern are beach towns & it basically becomes cuba. the keys are pretty much orlando via small islands. yes, there are alligators. no, we don't walk to disney every day. the temperature ranges from hot to hotter, although it actually can snow in SOME places very rarely. up in whatever the hell that little place is that isn't america's penis, well. if you live there, you probably can't afford a computer. or you just can't read, so i don't even have to explain. along the mid-coast is actually pretty normal, although were lucky, as we can go to the beach ANNNYYYYYtime. which, yeah, everyone does. all the houses are fucking spanish-style, which drives anyone north of the carolina's insane ("this looks like a mexican resteraunt...") and every single thing has palm trees and pastel colors on it. 3/4 people are probably elders. most people are pretty tan all the time. or sunburned. whatever. nobody likes the cops here. or the "endangered" birds, which convientiently land in front of the car when you're running late, and only then, while hitting them is illegal. ("they don't seem too fucking endangered, they never leave!") education is sitting in a non-air conditioned classroom with a teacher that hates you as much as you hate them. everyone honestly thinks orlando is the capitol. there are way too many people "passionate" about the gators. the daytona 500 isn't really a big deal. drugs are crazy, as well as "gettoh" kids that think living outside of a gated community is hardcore. ("welcome to the gunshine state muthurrr.") shut up and drink you're orange juice, YOU'RE IN FLORIDA!
no, paintings of pelicans are not the "shiznatt" down in florida.
#sunshine state #orange juice #death's waiting room #gators #orlando
by katharine? March 05, 2008
America's wang.
The state of Florida resembles the mighty, massive dick of North America.
by Homer J. Simpson October 02, 2003
A guy with no talent at all what so ever. He enjoys ripping off good music and claiming it as his own.
The one that bothers me the most that Flo Rida ripped off is "Promise" by Akira Yamaoka.
#flo rida #florida #untalented #dumbass #retard #dink
by SilentHillIsBetterThanFlo May 12, 2013
Someone who enjoys having sex with a female when she is bleeding from her vagina.
Sally rode upon Johnny's dick whilst she was mid period... Flo Rida
#florida #flo-rida #flo rider #florider #dolmio grin
by pronothing December 20, 2011
The 27th State and sounthernmost stae. Has the best taxes, people, fishing, weather, produce, and evertythign else. Has everyt type of weather, except for snow, has every tyep of land, and everything else. The most best and diverse stste in the union. Florida also has the best roads in the nation.
I love Florida, it's the BEST!
by EJ Rankin February 08, 2004
A overrated, hot, hellhole of a state. Filled with Cubans who don't always speak English. In the Northern part it is full of rednecks who also can't speak English that well.
Guy-Hey I went to Florida.

Guy2-Which part?


Guy2-Oh, so you basically went to Cuba?

Guy-Yeah, pretty much.
#florida #miami #rednecks #redneck #cuban #cuba #cubans #english #spanish #hot #hellhole #overrated
by IamGlove June 12, 2011
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