the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.
florida is like california but california is still the best!
by JonnyXYZ July 08, 2007
The Sunshine State, known for its boobs, bods and beaches. Panama City, south Beach in Miami, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are its best known beaches. The most populated state in the southeast and 4th overall in the U.S. with about 17 million residents and growing exponentially. Tallahassee is the capital, while Jacksonville is the largest city, Tampa is the largest single metro area but Miami-Dade is the largest urban agglomeration. It's very diverse: Cubans are the largest minority and found in far southern Florida. You can see a bunch of them migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Also penty of homos, freeks, sluts, rich old farts, poor old farts, pedophiles, druggies and panhandlers. The grumpy old people from the Northern states, called snowbirds do nothing but play golf and drive recklessly. Florida is a haven for drugs, crime and violence, due to its rapid population growth. Miami is probably the drug capital of America. What a place. FL is a political swing state. It has been a laughingstock since the 2000 Presidential election when it underwent 3 recounts in a few select counties, giving the election to W. The people are so stupid they can’t even punch a tiny hole in a voting card. Florida’s housing boom has become a bust. Investors recently built numerous highrise condos in Miami that have yet to be sold as the market continues to fall. The irony is that Florida’s 17 million morons rebuild their homes year after year each time a hurricane hits. Talk about stupidity. They can't vote, cant drive and have to always rebuild their homes after a hurricane. Get a clue, people! It’s a nice place to visit but dam if you want to live there. Its largest tourists attractions are Walt Disney Word-Magic Kingdom, Bush Gardens and Gator World.
Florida is overcrowded and sucks. You 17 million morons can have it. Learn how vote and drive, people!
by krock1dk August 06, 2007
The idiotic state that, once again, is screwing up the election, this time with electronic polls. How perfectly coincidental that Jeb BUSH just HAPPENS to be the governor of Florida.
Attach Florida to Cuba, so we can have fair elections.
by Diane November 02, 2004
the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real
florida is the shit!
by ahjah February 20, 2007
for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater
That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"
by Hollywood's only White Boy January 06, 2005
1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.

2. The State of Misery.

3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.

4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.

2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.

3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!

4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
One of Florida's best up and coming rappers. First, made news once he droped his smash hit "Birthday." He is currently signed to Rick Ross' label, Carol City Cartels (Tripple C's or CCC). His name is pronounced "Flow-Rydah" but is obviously a play on the word Florida. Along with Rick Ross, Plies, and Brisco, Flo-Rida is putting Carol City and Florida on the map in a big way.
Flo-Rida, "Birthday": "I don't want no cake on my birthday, I wan't cake everyday!"
by Take_Notes June 26, 2007
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