a place that is full of old people and hot girls. Known for its Beaches and warm summers.
person1: Florida sucks man. nothing there but old people.
person2: that only half of florida. the rest is hot girls.
God's Waiting Room
A south east state in the U.S.
state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election
In Florida, old people played bingo
Bad drivers—particularly retired New Yorkers--who get their drivers license from a Cracker Jack box.
Grumpy, old people--particularly retired New Yorkers--with a bad attitude.
Electile dysfunction where people can’t even poke a small hole thru a ballot card.
People migrating to its shores in inner tubes.
Corporate executives and CEOs golfing.
There’s nothing like Panama City during spring break.
Too many tourists that irritate the hell out of those who live there.
The country’s best marijuana and crack.
Stupid people rebuilding there home every year after a major hurricane. (get a clue)
Need I say more??
Florida is a nice state to visit, but God help you if you want to live there. Dollars generated from tourism doesn't bring intelligence. This state needs serious help.
Florida is a fucking hellhole full of idiots,morons and especially DEADBEATS! Every loser in the country gravitates down to the dick of america to avoid paying their bills,child support etc.Then if someone comes after them,the file bankruptcy and stiff everyone.If you dont speak spanish,you may as well forget it.The Cubans who lived there for 30 years dont even try to speak english.The best day of my life was when I moved from that shitbox back to the West Coast
Florida is a hellhole full of deadbeats,crackheads,losers and fucking morons
The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)
"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone
A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!
A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.
Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.