Not cool. Not even somewhat, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself and other people. A place where people go to die amongst other dead old people. Stay away at all costs. If the heat and humidity doesn't get you, the annoying people will.
Eric is always telling me how great Florida is despite it being a total shithole. Who's he trying to fool?

Eric told Sally that she should move to Florida because it has the nicest weather. He must really like melting skin and pop-sweats in winter.
by Viking MaGoo February 23, 2012
A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.
DUDE, who names a state flowery!? What a dumbass name..... Florida..... dumbass....
by OmegaAfroGamer2 January 13, 2011
A state in the Southeastern United States.

Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.
New Yorker: Hey I'm trying to get to work here.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **

Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.
by BENNYs November 20, 2010
Southeastern State recently ravaged by 4 different hurricanes in 2 months. In my opinion great place to vacation, but sucky place to live. (Before you start getting mad at me saying that Florida sucks, let me tell you that I LIVE in Pensacola.)
Florida, Hick in the north, Hispanic in the south
by B-Mac January 21, 2005
(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing white trash to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.
When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.
by Anthony Buonaiuto May 20, 2008
Southern state I spent the past five years in and never want to go back. Filled with dumbass redneck preppies. Everything is half assed. Has blistering hot summers and freezing winters. The only good thing about it is Daytona Beach and Discovery Cove in Orlando. Its pretty much just for old people and touring. Its one thing to visit Florida, but a WHOLE other thing to actually live there.
I fucking hate Florida.
by Adaira July 06, 2007
Has lots of hurricanes and old people who cant drive or vote. Its too bad the hurricanes dont ever dominate the old people. This state also has lots of tourists who crowd all of the over-rated theme parks. Florida is the most southern state, but "acts" the least southern of the southern states. Got it?
Oh you're going to Florida? Don't get hit by those old people that get thrown from hurricanes, you stupid tourist.

Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH!!
by SHAZOM August 13, 2004

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